May You Be Inscribed

"L'shanah tovah" is a traditional greeting for Rosh Hashanah that means "for a good year", short for "L'shanah tovah tikatev v'taihatem", which means "May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year."

May you be inscribed on JDate in the New Year.

Bread and Water

On Rosh Hashanah, it is traditional to "cast off" (tashlikh) our sins from the previous year by throwing bread into a body of flowing water, preferably one inhabited by fish.

Too lazy to get to a natural body of flowing water? Cast off your sins online at Tashlich.com!

Gefilte fish is a traditional meal, popular during Jewish holidays, that many would say is an acquired taste.

Fruitless

For the second night of Rosh Hashanah, it is customary to eat a new fruit that has not been eaten all season.

Fruit de Mer is pushing it.

Rosh

Happy new year!

Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year.

The shofar is a ram's horn, blown during the Rosh Hashanah services.

BoingBoinged!